A street dog was chasing Santa...

By ADMIN (Jan 28, 2009)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Lady Doc: Tum roz su...

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa ki maa:20 saal...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

By: Sumit
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Beggar: Oh sundari, ...

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I would have ...

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: what happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a BMW.

By: B K Tripathi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A street dog was chasing Santa...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

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Lady Doc: Tum roz su...

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am.

Santa ki maa:20 saal...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

Beggar: Oh sundari, ...

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

Santa: I would have ...

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: what happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a BMW.

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A street dog was chasing Santa...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

You May Also Like

Lady Doc: Tum roz su...

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.

Santa ki maa:20 saal...

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya? Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

Santa: Is this tea o...

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene. Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

Beggar: Oh sundari, ...

Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai.

Santa: I would have ...

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton? Banta: How's Newton responsible for it? Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Santa was busy scrat...

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall. Banta: what happened? Santa: tu bhi kar, wahan poster laga h, scratch & win a BMW.

MrPopat Services

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Follow Us

Translate Page To Your Favourite Language

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am.

Santa ki maa:20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahi hui
Press reporter:Fir aapne kya kiya?
Maa:Fir me 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kr di, fir ja k santa hua

Santa: Is this tea or coffee? It tastes exactly like kerosene.
Waiter: If it tastes like kerosene, it's positively tea - because our coffee tastes like turpenti

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Santa was busy scratching his head in a mall.
Banta: what happened?
Santa: tu bhi kar,
wahan poster laga h,
scratch & win a BMW.