Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM k...

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JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

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By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

One Technical questi...

One Technical question: where can u find MANGOES..?
NO,it is nt in mango tree..
Fruit shop..?
NO wrong..
ANS Wherever WOMANgoes.. MANgoes..!!

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

when the looks blue ...

when the looks blue
"I MISS U"
when the dreams come true
"I MISS U"
when the flowers covered with dew
"I MISS U" when the day comes new
"I MISS U"

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )...

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na..!!

By: Avnish
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 pagal bazar me nan...

1 pagal bazar me nanga ja raha tha uska l**d bahut lamba tha ek aurat ne dekha or boli desh kya ghanta tarakki karega sala kaam ka admi to pagal hai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM k...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

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Aadmi Ki Salary Aurat Ki MC Jaisi Hoti H Jo 28Se30 Din Me 1Bar Aati H Aur 3-4 Din Me Khatm Ho Jati H Yani Kisi Month Na Aye To Samjo ChudGyi

One Technical questi...

One Technical question: where can u find MANGOES..?
NO,it is nt in mango tree..
Fruit shop..?
NO wrong..
ANS Wherever WOMANgoes.. MANgoes..!!

when the looks blue ...

when the looks blue
"I MISS U"
when the dreams come true
"I MISS U"
when the flowers covered with dew
"I MISS U" when the day comes new
"I MISS U"

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )...

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na..!!

1 pagal bazar me nan...

1 pagal bazar me nanga ja raha tha uska l**d bahut lamba tha ek aurat ne dekha or boli desh kya ghanta tarakki karega sala kaam ka admi to pagal hai.

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Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM k...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy? Boy: 18 saal ki larki me. Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

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Aadmi Ki Salary Aura...

Aadmi Ki Salary Aurat Ki MC Jaisi Hoti H Jo 28Se30 Din Me 1Bar Aati H Aur 3-4 Din Me Khatm Ho Jati H Yani Kisi Month Na Aye To Samjo ChudGyi

One Technical questi...

One Technical question: where can u find MANGOES..? NO,it is nt in mango tree.. Fruit shop..? NO wrong.. ANS Wherever WOMANgoes.. MANgoes..!!

when the looks blue ...

when the looks blue "I MISS U" when the dreams come true "I MISS U" when the flowers covered with dew "I MISS U" when the day comes new "I MISS U"

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )...

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The "Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai, Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na..!!

1 pagal bazar me nan...

1 pagal bazar me nanga ja raha tha uska l**d bahut lamba tha ek aurat ne dekha or boli desh kya ghanta tarakki karega sala kaam ka admi to pagal hai.

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Teacher: Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy: 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.

One Technical question: where can u find MANGOES..?
NO,it is nt in mango tree..
Fruit shop..?
NO wrong..
ANS Wherever WOMANgoes.. MANgoes..!!

when the looks blue
"I MISS U"
when the dreams come true
"I MISS U"
when the flowers covered with dew
"I MISS U" when the day comes new
"I MISS U"

Nisha Ke B( . )( . )S Aapsh Me Baat Kar Rahe The
"Saali Apni Life Hi Khara Hai,
Lafada CH(-)UT Me Hota Hai Or Pakde Hum Jate Hai.

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na..!!