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Man says to his wife: Let me t...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Anup Sahni (Aug 31, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

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Nardji Kehte He-
Nari Nari Mat Kr Murkh
Nari Hai Nrak Ka Dwar
Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi
Whi Mal Mutra Ka Dwar.
Narayan
Narayan
Narayan
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By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Girl: Papa, Bhaiya N...

Girl: Papa, Bhaiya Ne Apko Gaali Di, BETICH*D
Father: Aane De Sale Ko Uski BehenCh*d Dunga
Girl: Chalo Papa Rehne Do, Dono Taraf Se Chu**i To Meri Hi Hogi
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Question: What'...

Question: What's about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?

Answer: A toothbrush
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By: Sam
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dulha: Is ghar m reh...

Dulha: Is ghar m rehna he to kanjusi krni padegi
Dulhan: To fir itna sra tail l**d pe Q lga rhe ho, Hmare waha to Ye kam THooK laga k hi ho jata tha
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By: Alvi
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Girl: Fuck me Plz. ...

Girl: Fuck me Plz.
Boy: Nahi main Kunwari ladkiyo k sath sex nahi karta
Girl: Why
Boy: Bus mujhe "Khoon-Kharaba or "Shor-Sharaba" pasand nahi :-(
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By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Nurse: Sardarji, mub...

Nurse: Sardarji, mubarak ho. Aapko judwaa bete hue hai.
Sardar: Ye to hona hi tha. Maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi !
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