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Kash 1Sitara Chand me ho Aur ...

By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Kash 1Sitara Chand me ho
Aur 1Mmulakat Sham me ho
Tum Busy apne kam me ho
Aur mera xLand tumari xGand me ho

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