By Dev (Mar 18, 2014)
Research shows men r fat than women becos every night men get fresh milk & 2 big mangos while women only get 1 banana 2 nuts and 1 spoon curd..
1Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya. Waiter dekhta hi rah gaya. Lady : kabi nangi ladki nai deki? Waiter : me soch raha hu, tu paise kaha se nikalegi.
pAppu ki maa ki choo.. . . chooriyan kho gai hen apko milley to gand . . . . . . . . gandi mat karna wapis deni h :P
Husband=Mere Paas2Kondom Hai 1 Tere Lye 1 Tina K Lye Wife=Mere B 2HHOOOLE Hai 1 Tere Lye 1 Nokar K Lye
NEHA= Jorse Saans Lo Aur Jorse Aur Lambi Saans Lo Achanak Awaz Aai KHATAKK... DR= Haddi Fracture He NEHA= Abe Haddi nai WRA Phat Gai.
Ladka mar gya to us ki ma rotay huye boli: Mere ladkay ne duniya me dekha he kya tha, Padosan ladki boli: Aunty aap royie mat me ne ussay sub kuch dikha.
Tcher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Milk Pilate Hue=Ale Ale Mera Beta,Du Du Pi k Dr. Banega SNTA=Madam Thoda Hme B Pilaiye Compodr Hi Ban Jayenge
