Larki jitne marzi Gori
Larki jitne marzi Gori ho jaye
Uski Ek cheez
Hamesha kaali hi rahegi
Parchai BC Parchai.
Cute nurse came 4 a job interview
Dr: Wht salary do u expect?
Dr: Was overjoyed n said "My pleasure"
Nurse: With PLEASURE its Rs25000
Agar Asman Tak Hmare Hath Jate,
Agar Asman Tak Hmare Hath Jate..
To Chand Sitare To Kya Pariyon Ki
Brra Aur PNTY Bhi Utar Late
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar.
Brr or BANIYAN me kya difference hai?
BANIYAN-ME KAPDA ZYADA OR LOAD KAM HOTA HAI
Brr ME KAPDA KAM OR LOAD ZYADA HOT Hai
Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Madam U r holding my balls!
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other