Height Of Being Positive... G...

By Rajat Mehta (Apr 25, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Height Of Being Positive...
Girlfriend : Janu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gai Hai....
Boyfriend : Chalo Acha Hai, Ab Condom K Bina Bhi Kr Sakty Hai =P =D

In The Flower My Ros...

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

By: Vandana
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek to tum sharmate b...

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu...
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Raat bhar SMS kiya r...

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

Subah jab Balance dekha Gaa*d fat gai.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Whose mother had the...

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

By: Sanjeev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Madam: beta agar mai...

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram
Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Height Of Being Positive... G...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Height Of Being Positive...
Girlfriend : Janu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gai Hai....
Boyfriend : Chalo Acha Hai, Ab Condom K Bina Bhi Kr Sakty Hai =P =D

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In The Flower My Ros...

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

Ek to tum sharmate b...

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu...
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.

Raat bhar SMS kiya r...

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

Subah jab Balance dekha Gaa*d fat gai.

Whose mother had the...

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

Madam: beta agar mai...

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram
Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

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Height Of Being Positive... G...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Height Of Being Positive... Girlfriend : Janu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gai Hai.... Boyfriend : Chalo Acha Hai, Ab Condom K Bina Bhi Kr Sakty Hai =P =D

You May Also Like

In The Flower My Ros...

In The Flower My Rose Is You, In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You, In The Sky My Moon Is You, I'm Only Body My Heart Is You, That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

Ek to tum sharmate b...

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho, Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho, Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu... Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.

Raat bhar SMS kiya r...

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai, Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai, Subah jab Balance dekha Gaa*d fat gai.

Whose mother had the...

Whose mother had the most painful delivery? Guess? . . Still thinking? . . Give up? its... SUNNY DEOL Why? He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

Madam: beta agar mai...

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se, Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se, Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h, Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

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Height Of Being Positive...
Girlfriend : Janu Meri Shaadi Pakki Ho Gai Hai....
Boyfriend : Chalo Acha Hai, Ab Condom K Bina Bhi Kr Sakty Hai =P =D

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu...
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,

Subah jab Balance dekha Gaa*d fat gai.

Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
.
.
Still thinking?
.
.
Give up?
its... SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said- "main nikla,gaddi leke"

Madam: beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram
Bachcha: arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.