PoLice Ko 1DeAd_BoDy MiLi H S...

Husband - mere paas proof hai tumhara chakkar parosan ke sath hai
Husband- kaya proof hai batoo?
Wife- Uska husband Kal raat tumhara underwear pahankar aaya tha

Wen Apple Is Red Its Ready 2 Pulk
Wen Girl Is 16 She Is Ready 2 F**K
Apple Says Cut Me, Eat Me, I M Yummy
Girl Says S**K Me, F**K Me Make, Me Mummy.

Bacha Kese Peda Hota he.?
Kali Ghas Ka Jhund,
Us K Bich Me Sund,
Usse Tapkti 2 Bund,
Age Ka Ans Khud Dund

Apni BIWI Ko to Sabi
CHODTE Hai.
Lekin, Jo
Apni BIWI Ke Samane
Padoshi Ki BIWI CHODTA Hai
Wo Hai,
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!Hudd
Hudd
Dabbang
Dabbang

SEX and SHOPPING have one thing in common..
In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on and on and on

Cycle mistri ne suhagraat me patni ko bath tub me lita diya.Patni- ye kya kar rahe ho.Pati-janeman mujhe to ched pani me hi dikhta hai.