By Sandeep (Dec 5, 2012)
Girl: Ye ladkay apna mobile pant me kyon rakhtay hai? Boy: Kyon ke pant me signal full aata hai. Girl: Wo kaise? Boy: Kyon ke tower qareeb hota hai.
Mom maine apne Boy friend ko ULLU banaya. Maa: kaise? Ladki: me rupaye sendal me chhupaye aur vo 2 Ghante tak meri Brr me dhundta raha.
Santa ne blood se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha. 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga. Banta: kyu rote ho.? Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
TchR- PAppu,whAt is uR_cAst? Ppu- PehLe To Hm VrmA_The Fir ShArmA_Ho Gye UsKe bAAd_SunAAr Fir LuhAr_Ho Gye AbHi h_DrZi AaGe MummY Ki_MrzI
GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"! BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine?? Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?
A Negro attended a Night party without any cloths. Sardarji thought he was in Black Suit nd He told him: Ur dress is nice 1 bt d TIE is in d wrong place
Dost Teri Yaad Me sU sU Lag Gayi, Wah Wah..! Dost Teri Yaad Me sU sU Lag Gayi, Ye B To Aansu Hi Hai PAGLE..! Bus Rasta Bhatak Gayi
