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My friend, I heard that someon...

By Dev (May 22, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.

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