Ooi aa uff maa aai aah m...

By Khuman (Feb 16, 2014)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aahaye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
ma
ouch
i
uff
ooh
bara dard hai
mere iss SMS main
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na

A girl asked, why co...

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Secretary: Sir aap m...

Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nhi rahe??
Boss: Nhi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa or Bed hatwa diya na Isliye

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki...

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai,
Pujari soch me pad gaya,
Dr.- kya hua sir?
Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

LIC AGNT-Kya apne lu...

LIC AGNT-Kya apne lud ka beema krvya

SNTA-Q?
AGNT-Agr apka lud kam na kre to apki wife ko wahi sewa hum denge

SANTA-To ap meri biwi ki ch*t ka kr do

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Feeling bored? Wonde...

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your.. book from your bag and study..!

By: Sam
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ooi aa uff maa aai aah m...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aahaye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
ma
ouch
i
uff
ooh
bara dard hai
mere iss SMS main
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na

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A girl asked, why co...

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

Secretary: Sir aap m...

Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nhi rahe??
Boss: Nhi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa or Bed hatwa diya na Isliye

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki...

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai,
Pujari soch me pad gaya,
Dr.- kya hua sir?
Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

LIC AGNT-Kya apne lu...

LIC AGNT-Kya apne lud ka beema krvya

SNTA-Q?
AGNT-Agr apka lud kam na kre to apki wife ko wahi sewa hum denge

SANTA-To ap meri biwi ki ch*t ka kr do

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

Feeling bored? Wonde...

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your.. book from your bag and study..!

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Ooi aa uff maa aai aah m...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ooi aa uff maa aai aah mmm aaa ouch aahaye uff aa i maa bas aa ma ouch i uff ooh bara dard hai mere iss SMS main tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na

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A girl asked, why co...

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

Secretary: Sir aap m...

Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nhi rahe?? Boss: Nhi, par tumhe kisne kaha? Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa or Bed hatwa diya na Isliye

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki...

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai, Pujari soch me pad gaya, Dr.- kya hua sir? Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

LIC AGNT-Kya apne lu...

LIC AGNT-Kya apne lu*d ka beema krvya SNTA-Q? AGNT-Agr apka lu*d kam na kre to apki wife ko wahi sewa hum denge SANTA-To ap meri biwi ki ch*t ka kr do

Lehar ko pyar tha ki...

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se, Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se, Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h, Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.

Feeling bored? Wonde...

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your zip.. take out your.. book from your bag and study..!

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Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aahaye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
ma
ouch
i
uff
ooh
bara dard hai
mere iss SMS main
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na

A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?

Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se nikal toh nhi rahe??
Boss: Nhi, par tumhe kisne kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa or Bed hatwa diya na Isliye

Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai,
Pujari soch me pad gaya,
Dr.- kya hua sir?
Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.

LIC AGNT-Kya apne lud ka beema krvya

SNTA-Q?
AGNT-Agr apka lud kam na kre to apki wife ko wahi sewa hum denge

SANTA-To ap meri biwi ki ch*t ka kr do

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se,
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati h,
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati h.