1 Boy Callgirl Ko Upar Baitha...

PAHLE HATH ME LO
FIR SIDHA KARO
FIR MUH ME LO
FIR THODA SA CHUSO
FIR ANDER GHUSAO
KITNA MUSKIL H
Q Hai NA?
SUI ME DHAGA DALNA

Santa=GOD Mujhe Naram,Mulaim Or Gora Bana Do
Taki Ladkiya Mujh Pe Khoon Bahaye
GOD=Ja Wh #sperBan Ja

(LADKI)Ye(l@nd)kya hota hai
(LADKA)are kya baat kar rahi ho
ab s00n
(Thail@nd)
(Nagal@nd)
(Holl@nd)
(Nedharl@nd)
(Switzarl@nd)
ye(l@nd)hota

Bajji gets married.

During Suhagraat
he asks his wife "r u a virgin?"

She replies "kr di na sardaron wali baat,
spinner ko kabhi nai ball mili h.

Boy & girl in bus
Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe hy
Girl apple mre hy,apko kia taqlif ha
Boy: apple to apky hy lekin juice mra nikal rha hy.!!

Teachr:Konndom ka full form batao?
Girl
C=>Control
O=>On
N=>Natural
D=>Droups
O=>Of
M=>Man
Do boond zindgi ki.