During a sexu@l session the g...

By Pranav (Jun 14, 2012)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

During a sexu@l session
the girl: You are like a mobile phone
Boy: I vibrate a lot
Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt ...

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
"Amul the taste of india"

Ye dekh ke..

Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
"KurKure tedha hai per mera hai"

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Boss Fiking Muslim G...

Boss Fiking Muslim Gal
Gal=
Ya
Alah
Ah
Uh
Ya
Alah
Huhu
A
A
Ya
Alah
Rahm
Kr
Ah
Ya
Alah
Boss(Guse Me)=
Ya To Cheudwa Le Ya Namaz Padh Le

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Wife: "Shall We...

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent Idea".
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes, & I will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"

By: Alvi
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

By: Vimal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Turr Furr Murrr G...

Turr
Furr
Murrr
Gurrrr
Hans mat
BETE YE Loda
GAYAB KARNE
KA MANTRA
Hai
DEKH
TERA GAYAB HO GAYA

By: Khuman
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

ek kuwari ladki ko b...

ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya
uska baap: ye kiska hai.
ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the.... pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya

By: Sandeep
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

During a sexu@l session the g...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

During a sexu@l session
the girl: You are like a mobile phone
Boy: I vibrate a lot
Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

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Ek Ladki ki t-shirt ...

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
"Amul the taste of india"

Ye dekh ke..

Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
"KurKure tedha hai per mera hai"

Boss Fiking Muslim G...

Boss Fiking Muslim Gal
Gal=
Ya
Alah
Ah
Uh
Ya
Alah
Huhu
A
A
Ya
Alah
Rahm
Kr
Ah
Ya
Alah
Boss(Guse Me)=
Ya To Cheudwa Le Ya Namaz Padh Le

Wife: "Shall We...

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent Idea".
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes, & I will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

Turr Furr Murrr G...

Turr
Furr
Murrr
Gurrrr
Hans mat
BETE YE Loda
GAYAB KARNE
KA MANTRA
Hai
DEKH
TERA GAYAB HO GAYA

ek kuwari ladki ko b...

ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya
uska baap: ye kiska hai.
ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the.... pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya

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During a sexu@l session the g...

JOKES (Adult SMS)

During a sexu@l session the girl: You are like a mobile phone Boy: I vibrate a lot Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

You May Also Like

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt ...

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha: "Amul the taste of india" Ye dekh ke.. Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya: "KurKure tedha hai per mera hai"

Boss Fiking Muslim G...

Boss Fiking Muslim Gal Gal= Ya Alah Ah Uh Ya Alah Huhu A A Ya Alah Rahm Kr Ah Ya Alah Boss(Guse Me)= Ya To Cheudwa Le Ya Namaz Padh Le

Wife: "Shall We...

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?" Husband: "Excellent Idea". Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes, & I will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"

Larki injection Lagw...

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua? Larki: us time . . . hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

Turr Furr Murrr G...

Turr Furr Murrr Gurrrr Hans mat BETE YE Loda GAYAB KARNE KA MANTRA Hai DEKH TERA GAYAB HO GAYA

ek kuwari ladki ko b...

ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya uska baap: ye kiska hai. ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the.... pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya

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During a sexu@l session
the girl: You are like a mobile phone
Boy: I vibrate a lot
Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha:
"Amul the taste of india"

Ye dekh ke..

Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya:
"KurKure tedha hai per mera hai"

Boss Fiking Muslim Gal
Gal=
Ya
Alah
Ah
Uh
Ya
Alah
Huhu
A
A
Ya
Alah
Rahm
Kr
Ah
Ya
Alah
Boss(Guse Me)=
Ya To Cheudwa Le Ya Namaz Padh Le

Wife: "Shall We Try Different Position Tonight?"
Husband: "Excellent Idea".
Wife: "U Stand at Sink & Wash Dishes, & I will Lie On Sofa & Watch TV"

Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai
DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua?
Larki: us time
.
.
.
hosh may nahi JOSH may thi

Turr
Furr
Murrr
Gurrrr
Hans mat
BETE YE Loda
GAYAB KARNE
KA MANTRA
Hai
DEKH
TERA GAYAB HO GAYA

ek kuwari ladki ko baccha ho gaya
uska baap: ye kiska hai.
ladki: papa miss call to sabhi marte the.... pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya