During a sexu@l session the girl: You are like a mobile phone Boy: I vibrate a lot Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.
1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!
Difference between Shit N Ooh shit: A boy threw a love letter to a girl. But it fell on her brother. Shit!! and her brother was GAY Ooh shit!!
After a consult, the doctor says: I've got good news Misses Darwin Lady: Miss Darwin... Doctor: Oh.. Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.
Teacher-Whats Ur name? Boy-Hola. Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h? Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na. Teacher-Thnx God Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!
Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai.. Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hote hain? Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar. road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!
Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti. Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete
Log kapdo k style pr na jane kitne paise barbad karte h? jab ki zindgi k sb se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzrte h Apna BACHPAN yaar Jb dekho galat sochoge!
1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya Ladki rote hui boli "Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha" Santa Ne Hosla diya 'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".
