Jun 14, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

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During a sexu@l sess...

During a sexu@l session
the girl: You are like a mobile phone
Boy: I vibrate a lot
Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

By: Pranav
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 girl had bunked th...

1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?

Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Difference between S...

Difference between Shit N Ooh shit:

A boy threw a love letter to a girl.

But it fell on her brother.
Shit!!

and her brother was GAY
Ooh shit!!

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: REGIONAL (ENGLISH)

After a consult, the...

After a consult, the doctor says:
I've got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin...
Doctor: Oh.. Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

By: Sanjay Jaluthriya
Category: REGIONAL (ENGLISH)

Teacher-Whats Ur nam...

Teacher-Whats Ur name?
Boy-Hola.
Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher-Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Ek ladki apni kutiya...

Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai..
Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hote hain?

Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar.
road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Teacher: Agar main t...

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti.

Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Log kapdo k style pr...

Log kapdo k style pr na jane kitne paise barbad karte h?
jab ki zindgi k sb se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzrte h
Apna BACHPAN yaar
Jb dekho galat sochoge!

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

1 ladki ka mangetar ...

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"

Santa Ne Hosla diya
'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".

By: Puneet Munjal
Category: JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jun 14, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

During a sexu@l sess...

During a sexu@l session
the girl: You are like a mobile phone
Boy: I vibrate a lot
Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

1 girl had bunked th...

1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?

Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

Difference between S...

Difference between Shit N Ooh shit:

A boy threw a love letter to a girl.

But it fell on her brother.
Shit!!

and her brother was GAY
Ooh shit!!

After a consult, the...

After a consult, the doctor says:
I've got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin...
Doctor: Oh.. Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

Teacher-Whats Ur nam...

Teacher-Whats Ur name?
Boy-Hola.
Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher-Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

Ek ladki apni kutiya...

Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai..
Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hote hain?

Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar.
road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!

Teacher: Agar main t...

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti.

Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

Log kapdo k style pr...

Log kapdo k style pr na jane kitne paise barbad karte h?
jab ki zindgi k sb se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzrte h
Apna BACHPAN yaar
Jb dekho galat sochoge!

1 ladki ka mangetar ...

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"

Santa Ne Hosla diya
'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".

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Jun 14, 2012 SMS COLLECTION

During a sexu@l sess...

During a sexu@l session the girl: You are like a mobile phone Boy: I vibrate a lot Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

1 girl had bunked th...

1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

Difference between S...

Difference between Shit N Ooh shit: A boy threw a love letter to a girl. But it fell on her brother. Shit!! and her brother was GAY Ooh shit!!

After a consult, the...

After a consult, the doctor says: I've got good news Misses Darwin Lady: Miss Darwin... Doctor: Oh.. Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

Teacher-Whats Ur nam...

Teacher-Whats Ur name? Boy-Hola. Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h? Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na. Teacher-Thnx God Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

Ek ladki apni kutiya...

Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai.. Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hote hain? Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar. road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!

Teacher: Agar main t...

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti. Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

Log kapdo k style pr...

Log kapdo k style pr na jane kitne paise barbad karte h? jab ki zindgi k sb se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzrte h Apna BACHPAN yaar Jb dekho galat sochoge!

1 ladki ka mangetar ...

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya Ladki rote hui boli "Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha" Santa Ne Hosla diya 'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".

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During a sexu@l session
the girl: You are like a mobile phone
Boy: I vibrate a lot
Girl: No,when u get in to the tunnel u loose the network.

1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?

Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

Difference between Shit N Ooh shit:

A boy threw a love letter to a girl.

But it fell on her brother.
Shit!!

and her brother was GAY
Ooh shit!!

After a consult, the doctor says:
I've got good news Misses Darwin
Lady: Miss Darwin...
Doctor: Oh.. Then I have bad news Miss Darwin.

Teacher-Whats Ur name?
Boy-Hola.
Teacher-Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy-Main Holi ke din paida hua tha na.

Teacher-Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!

Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai..
Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hote hain?

Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar.
road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!

Teacher: Agar main tumhari mummy hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhe se insaan bana deti.

Student: aur mere dad aap ko 1 raat me insaan se ghodi bana dete

Log kapdo k style pr na jane kitne paise barbad karte h?
jab ki zindgi k sb se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzrte h
Apna BACHPAN yaar
Jb dekho galat sochoge!

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
"Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"

Santa Ne Hosla diya
'Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab dekh lena".