Aadmi apni Biwi ke saath Bar m...

Tchr= Batao
BatataVada
aur
Samose
me
kya
Antar
Hota
Hai.??
Student=
Brr
Pehno
To
Samosa,
Nahi
To
Julta
BatataVada.

Nani (to kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, aur ye leke aa gayi.

God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone... as HOT... as SEXY... as F**kable... as YOU!

Teachr:Videsh k log gore aur yaha k kale q hote h
Hrami studnt:Q ki waha Ponds cream laga k Ch #daihoti h
aur yha Sarso Ka tel laga k!

Jin K Pass Hota H Wo Hath Me Le Kar Helaten H,
Jin K Pass Nhi H Vo Ungli Dal Kar Kaam Chalaten H, Bolo Kya ??
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Dirty Mind Its Tooth Brush.

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.