Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai. Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Ek Sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the, dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta.
Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h? Chor ne jawaab dia....: Teen Saal Qaid
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate? Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye.
Man - Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao. Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo. Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
Hum To Uski Har Khwaish Puri Karne Ka Waada Kar Baithe, Hame Kya Pata Hame Chodna Bhi Uski Ek Khwaish Thi.
Tere Pyar Ki Hifajat Kuch Is Tarah Se Ki Hamne, Jab Bhi Kabhi Kisi Ne Pyar Se Dekha To Najare Juka Li Hamne.
Kya Kaha? Woh Kisi Se Wafa Kar Rahi Hai, Waah Faraz Kuch Bhi Keh Dete Ho.
Zinda Logo Ki Kadar Nahi Karte Be-Dard Duniya Wale, Ro-Ro Ke Yaad Karte Hai Mar Jaane Ke Baad.
