Ek Sardar sukhe talab me boat ...

vo bhi kya din tha
jab log hame kiss kiya karte the.
magr afsos us waqt hm
2 saal ke hua karte the?

45 Saal Ka Aadmi Ladki Dekhne Gaya To Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi...

Hosh Aaya To Boli Kameena 25 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bhi Dekhne Aaya Tha...

Waiter :- sardar ji apki lassi me makkhi gir gyi hai,
Sardar:- koi gall nhi, insaan ka dil Bda Hona chahiye itni si makkhi kitni lassi pee legi..

Santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas h,

Gabbar: Thakurrrrr ye Mobile Humko De De
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Thakur: Ja Ja Aabe Hath – Pair ki Masti Hoti h,
Mobile ki Masti Nahi Kartey.

Bihar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan.