Ek Sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta.
Argument between British and India.
British: we spoiled your mother land for 200 years.
India: we are spoiling your mother tongue daily.
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
PetroL Ke Daam Ladkiyo Ki Tarah Hote Hai...
Pata ChaL Jaye Ki Aap Uske Bina Reh Nhi Sakte...
To Unke Bhaav Badh Jaate Hai.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
Quickly see your driving license.
Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR.