By B K Tripathi (Jun 21, 2016)
Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai. Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Koi Jhuka K Maarta H, Koi Khade-2 Maarta H, Koi Dhire-2 Maarta H, Koi Jaldi-2 Maarta H, Koi Maarte-2 Thak Jata H, Tab Jakar Hota H, "Scooter Start"
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai... Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain... Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?
Teacher: Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi. Iska Future Tense Banao. Student: Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
Ye ladkiyo k gal ladko ko fasane k chal hote h chus lete h khoon jigar ka tv to unke lisp lal hote h.
Once angry Rajanikant fired gas cylinders in his hand .. Than onwards ppl started celebrtng DIWALI by firing crakers..
