By B K Tripathi (Jun 21, 2016)
Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai. Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
GIRL proposed a Boy : I fell in luv wid u d minute i saw u! will u marry me? Boy: Hindi bolo mujhe english nai aati Girl: kuch nhi bhaiya, barsat ho rhi hi..
Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
Jisne Bhi Ye Kha Hai Ki, Pyar Ka Dard Exam Ke Dard Se Kam Hai. . . . . . . Usse Nobel Price Milna Chaiye.
True meanings of "GIRL" "G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey. "I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se. "R"= RONE ki automatic machine. "L"= LARAI may sab ki maa.
Chandani chand karta hai, Chamakna taaron ko padta hai. fashion ladkiya karti hai, Tadapna ladko ko padta h.
