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Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Ra...

Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Long Drive Par..!!
Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay...

Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai
Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay?
Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, Tou Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Machar ne eik aadmi ...

Machar ne eik aadmi ko din main kaat liya
Aadmi- tum to raat main kaat-te ho din main kyun kaata?
Machar- ghar k halaat kharab hain,
overtime laga raha hoon.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Evolution of MAN: W...

Evolution of MAN:
Without Shadi SPIDER MAN,,
Shadi ke waqt SUPERMAN,,
Shadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,
Aur BIWI Khubsurat ho to saari umar WATCHMAN.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If your father is a ...

If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

If I was an artist, ...

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Wife:What is 10 year...

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: why r u arres...

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

jawani ke din chamki...

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Banta road se gujar ...

Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine

poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

By: Girdhari Lal Multani
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

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