Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue,
Na jane kaise hum apki pyaar k kabil hue,
Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k,
Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue.
Maths teacher if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to aruna,
3 to anitha and 4 to kavita then what will you get?
Student: 3 new girlfriends.
Advice to All Youth:
If you want to change the country, do it now.
Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!
Uski Aankhon Mein Pyar Ka Nasha Tha Ay Dost
Ye to Bad Mein Pata Chala Ke Wo Chars Peti Thi Rozana
Daikh Yar Bachi Charsi Nikli