By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Duniya walo me ja raha hu . . . . . . . . . . . . Sone Kasam se bahut nind aarahi h.
Fulo ki hasi Gulab h, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB h.
Wht do U cll a dog with no legs?It doesn't m@ter wot U cll him, he ain't gonna cum.
Ek truck ko dusre truck se bandh kar le ja rahe the. Ye dekhkar santa kehne laga,'ek rassi le jane k liye do do truck..?
Ladka-tum mare sapno me, khwabo me, zazbato me rehti ho... Ladki-bhaiya tumko kisi ne bewkuf banaya hai, mai tu "delhi"me rehti huu..
ARZ KIYA HAI “BAITH KAR MEHBOBA KI ZULFO KE SAYE ME AISA JOSH AAYA.†-wah wah..wah wah. Fir.? Uske DADDY ne dekh liya or I.C.U. me HOSH AAYA.
