By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Dis one is serious heights!! Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass..!!
Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the. Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..
Sorry for the disturbance ravan again kidnapped sita rama need 100 monkey for help so u get read.
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mai. Prasad mai Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. YeSMSsirf chuninda bhikhariyo ko bheje ja raha h.
