By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.
If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?
Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? Boy: Long Drive Par..!! Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..? Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
Galat nazar se dekhoge to har Girl me kharabi lagegi aur sahi nazar se dekhoge to har Charming Girls tumhe tumhari.. . . . . , . . bhabhi lagegi..!!
Height of using Emoticons: Boy: Kya Tumne Daaru Pee? Girl: Boy: Yeh Kya? . .. ... .... ..... Gir: Ha Thodi
admi: baba koi aisa kam bataye jisme mujhe kuch na krna pade,paisa bhi mile aur logo ka kam apne ap hota rhe baba: beta ek sulabh sochal khol lo
