Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that is not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Dis one is serious heights!!
Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass..!!
Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke kanme ghusi to aap chup Q the.
Santa: 1st cockroch gaya tha to mujhe laga k chipkali use pakadne gai he..
Sorry for the disturbance
ravan again kidnapped sita
rama need 100 monkey for help
so u get read.
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.