By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya. Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega. Taqdir me jo h vahi milega. Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega.
Dil ke operation ko "by pass" kyun kehte hai? Socho socho . . . . Socho . . . . Kyun ki agar operation theek ho gaya to pass, warna bye.
Teri duniya me koi Gham na ho, Khushi kabhi kam naho, Bhagwan Tumko aisi ITEM de, Jo DABANGG ki MUNNI se kam na ho.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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