By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that is not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop
If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi…
Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apki pyaar k kabil hue, Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k, Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue.
Maths teacher if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to aruna, 3 to anitha and 4 to kavita then what will you get? Student: 3 new girlfriends.
Advice to All Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!
Uski Aankhon Mein Pyar Ka Nasha Tha Ay Dost Ye to Bad Mein Pata Chala Ke Wo Chars Peti Thi Rozana . . Daikh Yar Bachi Charsi Nikli
Sindi's True Fact:- Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana h Tadapti mohabbat ka bas itna fasaana h, Girlfriend ghar pe akeli h par Hume Dukan jana h.
