If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Jatt : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?
Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?" tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
Ladkhadai budhiya ko uthaane bazaar me koi na jhuka,
Gori ka jhumkhaa gira toh pura bazaar ghutno par aagaya.
Khubsurat Larkiyan ziada Parhti nahi han.
Woh janti hain k..
Dunya k kisi koney main koi Gadha un k liye Engineer bun raha hoga.
Meri Love Story Ka Ek Ajeeb Ending Tha,
Hamne Propose Kiya Message Se,
Par Kambhakt Wo Uski Shaadi Tak panding Tha.