If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
Golfer: Young man, why did you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: This isn't a watch, it's a Compass!
Supreme court passes new rule,
Marriage certificate not required, if alok nath gives aashirwad..
Q Meri Nzr Tere Chahre Se Htti Nhi
Fadna Chahu Teri Tsvir Pr Ftti Nhi
Sari Duniya Ke Smne Tuje Line Marta Hu
Fir B Tu Q Mujse Patti Nhi
Dil ki dharkan par aitraz kon karega..
chahato pe jaan nisar kon karega
Khuda lambi kare umar apki
warna meri shadi main bartan saaf kon kare ga...
Internet pr ladki patai, internet pe ho gai sagai, internat pe divorce ho gaya, is tarah computer ka cource ho gaya.