By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!
Santa: Ye TV kitne ka hai? Salesman: 1lakh Rs Santa: Y anything special? Sal: Light chali gayi to automatic off ho jayega. San: Oh, Pack it.
What is the height of telling a lie? A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta, Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete, Pass hote toh thik h, Varna insurance claim karva lete.
1st Friend: Mere Pas Engineering Ki Degree He Kya Karu? . . . . . 2nd Friend: OLX Pe Bech De..!
DeadLy Sher On Superman Arz Kiya H yE Mann Bahut Hi Super H Wah Wah yE Mann Bahut Hi Super H is Liye To iski Chaddi Pant Ke Upar H
Height of Lazyness- Sleeping & dreaming,& in dream also sleeping!!;-)
