jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye...

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha h,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am.

Ek AkaLmand insan Ne Bewkuf Se Puchha,
"Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyu Kehti Hai.?"
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Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do.

1 Aqalmand Insan Ka 1 Bewakoof insan Se SawaL
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"Sari Dunya Tumhe Bewaqoof Kyun Kehti Hai.?
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Neeche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho.?
Jawab Do.

Teacher: Ek Saal Me
Kitni Raate Hoti H?
Gopal: 10 Raate Hoti Hai Ji!!!
Teacher: 10 Raate,
Kaise?
Gopal: 9 NavaRaati
aur 1 ShivRaatri....

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?

Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

Aapka Khayal Man Se Na Jaye Toh Kya Karon?
Aapki Yad Sataye Toh Kya Karon?
Har Pal Aapko Dekhne Ki Chahat Hoti H.
Par Roz Circus Na Ja Paon Toh Kya Karon.