By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 15, 2016)
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, husn ke tevar nukeele ho gaye, hum ijhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye, aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye!
Agar ek diwar banane me 10000 ka kharch ata hai to 2 diwar banane me kitna aayega? Student-10 Crore Teacher-Nalayak kya naam hai tere baap ka? Suresh Kalmadi
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Saree mein saree Parag saree!
Boy-hum 45 bhai behen hain..grl-kya..!! tumhare ghar popultion check karne wale nahi aaye the? BOY-aaye the, hum padh rahe the wo coaching smajh kar chale gye.
1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" Ladka bola,"JI BHABHI JI!"
Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale.
MAI EK KILLER HU... MAI PAISE KE LIE LOGON KO MARTA HU... LEKIN TUM MERE DOST HO... I KILL YOU FOR FREE...
