If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
BF: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha.
Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
BF: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai..!!
A guy sitting wd his gf and drinkng beer says, "I love u"
Girl says-"is it u or d beer talkng?"
talking 2 my beer,
so u shut up";)
You are an Awaara if you step outside of your home and a Nikamma if you stay inside.
Ek time tha Jab log apne gharo ke saamne Likhte the..
Fir likhne lage,
Aur ab likhte hai..
KUTTO SE SAAVDHAN
KYA ZAMANA AA GAYA
Ek raat bijli chali gye,
Pathan: Oye kam se kam fan to chlao?
Pathan's wife: Krdi na Pathano wali baat agr fan on krungi to candle nhi bujh jayega..