If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
Me: Hello 911
Operator: Yes, whats your emergency?
Me: Two girls are fighting for me
Operator: What is the problem with it?
Me: The ugly one is winning
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
What is diff b/w Orange and Apple? Think! ? Color of Orange is Orange but Color of Apple is not Apple
Boy: Tumhara Naam
Girl: Mina, Aur Tumhara?
Girl: Jhut Mat Bolo
Boy: Tum 5mint Pass
Beth K Dakh Lo Tum Isi
Naam Se Bulaogi.