Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Ma...

Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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"Early to bed and early to rise.."
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Student: "This Man has no interest in his wife.."

Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zada, Samjha Hai Jisko Mohabbat Se Zada, Bharosa Hai Jispe Khud Se Zada, . . . Tu Hi Wo Hai Haramzada...

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.

Kisse dosto ke bhi bade ajeeb hote hai
Mobile mai balance nhi par ameer hote hai
Khud kabhi sms karte nhi.
Free ke sms padne ke shaunkeen hote hai.

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni's movie already telecasting!