Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Banta: My 9 year old...

Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.

Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Man in lake: Help! H...

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I would have ...

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My wife think...

Santa: My wife thinks I'm too nosey...
Banta: What makes you infer so?

Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I always give...

Santa: I always give waiters a tip.
Banta: That's nice of you.

Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I got into tr...

Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again...

Banta: How?
Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: We ran into o...

Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday. All my wife's fault.

Banta (confused): Wife's fault?
Santa: Actually, she was driving!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: A friend of m...

Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house.

Banta: So sad. Which part did he get?
Santa: He got the outside!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: My in-laws gi...

Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary.

Banta: What model is the car?
Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: My 9 year old...

Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.

Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Man in lake: Help! H...

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

Santa: I would have ...

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Santa: My wife think...

Santa: My wife thinks I'm too nosey...
Banta: What makes you infer so?

Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary!

Santa: I always give...

Santa: I always give waiters a tip.
Banta: That's nice of you.

Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!

Santa: I got into tr...

Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again...

Banta: How?
Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!

Santa: We ran into o...

Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday. All my wife's fault.

Banta (confused): Wife's fault?
Santa: Actually, she was driving!

Santa: A friend of m...

Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house.

Banta: So sad. Which part did he get?
Santa: He got the outside!

Santa: My in-laws gi...

Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary.

Banta: What model is the car?
Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example!

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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

Banta: My 9 year old...

Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong. Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!

Judge: Why were you ...

Judge: Why were you arrested? Santa: For shopping early. Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping? Santa: Before the shop opened.

Man in lake: Help! H...

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim! Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

Santa: I would have ...

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton? Banta: How's Newton responsible for it? Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Santa: My wife think...

Santa: My wife thinks I'm too nosey... Banta: What makes you infer so? Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary!

Santa: I always give...

Santa: I always give waiters a tip. Banta: That's nice of you. Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!

Santa: I got into tr...

Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again... Banta: How? Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!

Santa: We ran into o...

Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday. All my wife's fault. Banta (confused): Wife's fault? Santa: Actually, she was driving!

Santa: A friend of m...

Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Banta: So sad. Which part did he get? Santa: He got the outside!

Santa: My in-laws gi...

Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary. Banta: What model is the car? Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example!

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Banta: My 9 year old son told me a girl was yelling at him and he just sat there wondering what he did wrong.

Santa: I think he's ready for marriage!

Judge: Why were you arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, How early were you shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Santa: My wife thinks I'm too nosey...
Banta: What makes you infer so?

Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary!

Santa: I always give waiters a tip.
Banta: That's nice of you.

Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!

Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again...

Banta: How?
Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!

Santa: We ran into our neighbours yesterday. All my wife's fault.

Banta (confused): Wife's fault?
Santa: Actually, she was driving!

Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house.

Banta: So sad. Which part did he get?
Santa: He got the outside!

Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary.

Banta: What model is the car?
Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example!