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Santa: A friend of mine just g...
By
Gaurav
(
Nov 29, 2014
)
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house.
Banta: So sad. Which part did he get?
Santa: He got the outside!
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Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
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Lala:ha,
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100m ki race ho rahi...
100m ki race ho rahi thi.
The refree said' 1,2,3, GO!'
Everybody started running.
except Santa.
Refree- why r u not running?
Santa- my no.is 4.
By:
Sagar Nair
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Santa: Just fancy, m...
Santa: Just fancy, my wife even takes my shoes off with her own hands.
Banta: When you come in at night?
Santa: No, when I want to go out!
By:
Ajay
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Santa calls Air Indi...
Santa calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says Santa and hangs up.
By:
ADMIN
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
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Santa: Oh yaar main ...
Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai.
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