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Santa: A friend of mine just g...
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Gaurav
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Nov 29, 2014
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Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house.
Banta: So sad. Which part did he get?
Santa: He got the outside!
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Sardar and his famil...
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
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Santa's father gave ...
Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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Santa Ne Beti K Room...
Santa Ne Beti K Room Me Cigratte Dekha
Oh God, She Smokes
Wisky Dekhi
Oh God, She Drinks
Fr Ldke Ko Dekha
Thnx God,
Ye Sb Iska h.
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Dev
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Santa ne Banta se ka...
Santa ne Banta se kaha, Sabse bada challenge kya he?
Banta replied-Answer sheet ko khali chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.
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Q: Why was Santa wri...
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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ADMIN
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Teacher: Cow Hamari Mata hai.(School k bahar 1 Cow road pe ghum rhi thi)
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