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Nov 29, 2014 SMS COLLECTION

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Santa: My memory is ...

Santa: My memory is so bad.

Banta: How bad is it?
Santa: How bad is what?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Doctor: I have...

Doctor: I haven't seen you for a long time.

Santa: I know, doctor, I've been ill!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: The man who i...

Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius.

Banta: Why?

Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa got home prett...

Santa got home pretty late at night.

Jeeto: How many drinks have you had?

Santa: I don't know. I'm an alcoholic, not an accountant!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Customer: You told m...

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free.

Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: I'm in t...

Santa: I'm in trouble with my wife.
Banta: What happened?

Santa: She came to the pub looking for me, and I asked her for her number!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his doctor,...

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Last night, I...

Santa: Last night, I was way too drunk to drive home.

Banta: So what did you do?

Santa: I drove to another party!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Exercise must...

Santa: Exercise must be good.

Banta: What makes you say so?

Santa: My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!!!
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Our dog doesn...

Santa: Our dog doesn't eat meat.
Banta: Why not?

Santa: We don't give him any.
SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE
By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
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