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Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

By: Imran Kagzi
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Lady Doc: Tum roz su...

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am.

By: Seema Yadav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Sharaabi Santa knock...

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Apne Kutte Nu ...

Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd K, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si

Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Me Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha H.

By: Ajay
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

By: Dev
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

By: Amit kumar
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his doctor, "My ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

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Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Lady Doc: Tum roz su...

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am.

Sharaabi Santa knock...

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Santa Apne Kutte Nu ...

Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd K, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si

Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Me Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha H.

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

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Santa to his doctor, "My ...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

You May Also Like

Santa: Agar nariyal ...

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi? Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Lady Doc: Tum roz su...

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.

Sharaabi Santa knock...

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.Santa asks: Who r u?Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Santa Apne Kutte Nu ...

Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd K, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi. Santa: Saale, Me Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha H.

Banta to petrolpumpw...

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Santa dials a number...

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, ye Ayodhya kaise chala gaya?

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Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?"

Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!

Santa: Agar nariyal k ped pe chadh jaun to Engg college ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi?
Banta- Zaroor!! Aur haath chhod dega to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay
9am-11am.

Santa Apne Kutte Nu Fadd K, Ohdi Poonch Vich Pipe Pa Reha Si

Banta: Oye, Kutte Di Dum Kadi Sidhi Nahi Hundi.
Santa: Saale, Me Taan Pipe Nu Teda Kar Reha H.

Banta to petrolpumpwala:
Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: Its not fraud sir.
Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.