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May 9, 2014 SMS COLLECTION
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Jeeto: Yesterday nig...
Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes.
Santa: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa: There are so ...
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office.
Banta: Wow! You lucky dog.
Santa: Hardly.
Banta: Why?
Santa: They're all like "read only" files!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jeeto: If I fire the...
Jeeto: If I fire the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I don't have to pay you, you will get my entire insurance amount!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: I notice that...
Banta: I notice that your wife is mostly in the kitchen, probably she loves cooking.
Santa: No! Actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Santa is taken to co...
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta: Where are you...
Banta: Where are you going?
Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Jeeto was learning d...
Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.
Jeeto: I do not know what to do.
Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
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SANTA BANTA
)
Santa Singh goes to ...
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
Banta pair pey charh...
Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair h.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya h.
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
A lady asked Santa: ...
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
By:
Ankita Arora
Category:
JOKES
(
SANTA BANTA
)
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