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Santa is taken to court on the...

SMS uploaded by JOKES FREE

By Ankita Arora (May 9, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."
Santa: Great. Let's get started!

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