Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a bu...

By Alvi (Jan 10, 2014)

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

By: Sagar Nair
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

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Santa phoned his wif...

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

By: ADMIN
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa: Heard 'B...

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?

Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Man in lake: Help! H...

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

By: Gaurav
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa Apni Girl-Frie...

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

By: Anup Sahni
Category: JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a bu...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

You May Also Like

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

Santa phoned his wif...

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Santa: Heard 'B...

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?

Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

Man in lake: Help! H...

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

Santa Apni Girl-Frie...

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a bu...

JOKES (SANTA BANTA)

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

You May Also Like

Sardar to his friend...

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office.. & u? Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office. Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

Santa phoned his wif...

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Santa: Heard 'B...

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot. Banta: How come? Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

Man in lake: Help! H...

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim! Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

A letter landed on t...

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend. Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

Santa Apni Girl-Frie...

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha. Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye? Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata

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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Sardar to his friend.. I kiss my wife everyday before i go to office..

& u?

Friend: i kiss ur wife after u go to office.
Sardar: ha ha ha..i m the first..

Santa: Heard 'B' is feeling very hot.
Banta: How come?

Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it!!

Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim!
Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!

A letter landed on the doormat of Santa's house. On it, it was written - Do not bend.

Angry Santa: How is one going to pick it up without bending?

Santa Apni Girl-Friend Ko love kar raha Tha.
Ladki Boli: Tumhe Kuch Aur Nahi Chahiye?
Santa: Dudh Ke Sath Do-Teen Biscuit Mil Jate, To Maja Hi Aa Jata