Jokes that indicate pleasure, favour, amusment, mild derision, words that can make you laugh hard.

Sardar on phone: Doc...

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar proposed a gi...

Sardar proposed a girl...
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u...
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I'll marry u next year.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Interviewer: Congrat...

Interviewer: Congrats, you are selected.
Your 1st month salary is Rs: 6000.
Next month salary will be 10000.
Sardar: Ok sir, I'l Join next month.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar sent a SMS to...

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: Why r u arres...

Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: 4 shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping?
Sardar: before opening d shop

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar told his serv...

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Waiter gives bill 2 ...

Waiter gives bill 2 Sardar
Sardar: Take my card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card.
Sardar: So what?
You have written outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

NURSE kept SARDARââ...

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE: y r u DANCING.
SARDAR: next is URINE TEST

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar nd his wife...

A Sardar nd his wife filed an application 4 divorce.
Judge asked: How will u divide?
U have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar wins 20 cr fr...

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."

By: Rajan
Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)