Sardar proposed a girl... Gir...

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha Kar Ja Raha Tha ..
Padosi Ne Puchha: Sardarji Kidhar Ja Rahe Ho?

Sardar Ne Kaha: Tala Khulvane ..

Profecer: Peheli Hindi Silent Film Konsi He?
Pappu: Agar Film Silent Thi To Apko Kaise Pata Chala K Wo Hindi He?
Profecer Shoked, Pappu Rocks..

kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo......

Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aj hmara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota..

Kya Vidambana hai hamare desh ki

Phoolan Devi Daku ho ker chunao jeet gai thi

aur

Kiran Bedi Police Wali ho ker bhi Chunao haar gai

MERA BHARAT MAHAN

In A 100 Meter Race, It Was Announced
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Start.
All Started Running Except Santa.
Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting?
Santa: My No Is 4!