Sardar sent a SMS to his pregn...

By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 h...

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

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Stay single and nobody cares.

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

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Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack Dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi Ji,
Har Bar To Aapke Husband Aate They,
Aaj Aap Khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne Din Mai Gaon Gai Thi,
Ab Wo Gaon Gaye.

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Khamosh palkon se jb...

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn
Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
Jaha ap ne kaha tha
tehro
Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

By: Sanjay
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Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao, . . .
Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregn...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 h...

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

Stay single and nobo...

Stay single and nobody cares.

Get a girl and every friend be like "'Ladki mili to bhai ko bhul gaya?"

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack...

Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack Dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi Ji,
Har Bar To Aapke Husband Aate They,
Aaj Aap Khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne Din Mai Gaon Gai Thi,
Ab Wo Gaon Gaye.

Khamosh palkon se jb...

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn
Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
Jaha ap ne kaha tha
tehro
Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao, . . .
Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregn...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED"

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 h...

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum. Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

Stay single and nobo...

Stay single and nobody cares. Get a girl and every friend be like "'Ladki mili to bhai ko bhul gaya?"

Wife: I wish I was a...

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspapers so I could have a new one everyday.

Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack...

Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack Dena. Chemist: Bhabhi Ji, Har Bar To Aapke Husband Aate They, Aaj Aap Khud Aayi ? Lady: Itne Din Mai Gaon Gai Thi, Ab Wo Gaon Gaye.

Khamosh palkon se jb...

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen Jaha ap ne kaha tha tehro Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

Pehle KISS karo, ph...

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.

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Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

Stay single and nobody cares.

Get a girl and every friend be like "'Ladki mili to bhai ko bhul gaya?"

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Lady: C*nd0m Ka Pack Dena.
Chemist: Bhabhi Ji,
Har Bar To Aapke Husband Aate They,
Aaj Aap Khud Aayi ?
Lady: Itne Din Mai Gaon Gai Thi,
Ab Wo Gaon Gaye.

Khamosh palkon se jb ansu bikhr jate hn
Aap kia janen ap ktne yad ate hn
Hum aaj b usi mor pe khry hen
Jaha ap ne kaha tha
tehro
Hum samosay le k aty hn :-)

Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao, . . .
Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na.