Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, "DELIVERED"
TeacHer; BacHcHo Kya Tum Jante Ho Qayamat Kab Ayegi.?
Student; Yes Sir, Jab Valentine Day or RaksHa BandHan ek Hi Din Ayega Tab.
Read this fast!
U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
Ek Muddat Se Meri Mumy Nahi Soyi
Wo Kehti Hai Ki
"Agr Me So Gyi
To Tu Ladkiyo Ko Phone Krenga"
(.") / Yaar
/) ( Main
. LL Aisa Hu Kya.?
Bhayanak Badla By A Boy:
Usne Mera Dil Toda,
Meine Uska Apple iPhone 5
Baaki Aap Khud Hisaab Laga Lo Ki Kon Jyada Roya Hoga.