A Sardar nd his wife filed an ...

By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)

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A Sardar nd his wife filed an application 4 divorce.
Judge asked: How will u divide?
U have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

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Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna
AFTER Exam
BAP-How Is Ur Result?
SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Nipples r to play & suck.
Women r to love & f*ck.
All these r free
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Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
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A Sardar nd his wife filed an ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar nd his wife filed an application 4 divorce.
Judge asked: How will u divide?
U have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

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Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam...

Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna
AFTER Exam
BAP-How Is Ur Result?
SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Still not asleep? I...

Still not asleep?
I used to sleep at night,
then I discovered the internet.

Beauty is to s...

Beauty is to see & touch.
Flowers are to smell & pluck.
Nipples r to play & suck.
Women r to love & f*ck.
All these r free
but depends on ur,
LULLI & LUCK.

Son(On Phone) : Maa!...

Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

Larki: Main Kal Tum ...

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

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A Sardar nd his wife filed an ...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

A Sardar nd his wife filed an application 4 divorce. Judge asked: How will u divide? U have 3 children. Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

You May Also Like

Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam...

Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna AFTER Exam BAP-How Is Ur Result? SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.

Teacher: Agar apna c...

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Still not asleep? I...

Still not asleep? I used to sleep at night, then I discovered the internet.

Beauty is to s...

Beauty is to see & touch. Flowers are to smell & pluck. Nipples r to play & suck. Women r to love & f*ck. All these r free but depends on ur, LULLI & LUCK.

Son(On Phone) : Maa!...

Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye. Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki. Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

Larki: Main Kal Tum ...

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti. Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

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A Sardar nd his wife filed an application 4 divorce.
Judge asked: How will u divide?
U have 3 children.
Sardar replied: OK! We will apply next year.

Baap-Agr Tu Fir Exam m Fail hua to Mujhe PaPa Mt Bolna
AFTER Exam
BAP-How Is Ur Result?
SON-dimag ki asi tesi mt kr BABULAL,Tune BAP Hone ka Haq kho Dia.

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

Still not asleep?
I used to sleep at night,
then I discovered the internet.

Beauty is to see & touch.
Flowers are to smell & pluck.
Nipples r to play & suck.
Women r to love & f*ck.
All these r free
but depends on ur,
LULLI & LUCK.

Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or
Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?