By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni h? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi h, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi krti
Ham raat ki tanhai mai apki awaz sunte hai chand se apka jikar karte hai mat Aao hamare kawabo mai ham prait se bahut darte hai.
Aaj Muje Ek Ladki Ne Kaha Muje FB Ge ID Bana Do. Maine Kaha= Tujhe ID Chalana Aata Hai Kya.? Ladki= ChaLa Aap Lena Main Picche Baith Jaungi
Arz Karta Hu Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah Dil hai sachha aur dimaagh hai Kachha. Tere msgs nai aa rha hai kya bat hai Bachha.
A cute excuse: . Teacher- Why r u late ? Student-Mom & dad were fighting. . Teacher-so what mks U late if dey wr fighting
Do you Like me as I am?? Or do I haVe to . . . . . . . . . . . . . Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D
