By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)
Judge: Why r u arrested? Sardar: 4 shopping early? Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping? Sardar: before opening d shop
Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon. Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye. Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga
Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar m Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai
Hawa me bindas ud raha tha galib. Hawa me betab ud raha tha galib. Hawa me ajad ud raha tha galib. Phir kya...ruk gaye hawa, gir gya galib..
Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya. Soch samajh ke na ki shaadi, sara janam bigad liya. Chaturai se ki jisne. usne kya ukhaad liya
Be the person your dog thinks you are
