Judge: Why r u arrested? Sard...

By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)

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Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: 4 shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping?
Sardar: before opening d shop

Itna na rona ki bada...

Itna na rona ki badal lago,
itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago.
dua he meri hamesa haste raho,
lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

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Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He.
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He.
Muhabat to sab karte h par.
Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

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Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

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Lovers sitting in a ...

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don't worry darling "I am already married"

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If you want to be ...

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know!

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Duniya de dite zakhm...

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi.

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Category: JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: Why r u arrested? Sard...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: 4 shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping?
Sardar: before opening d shop

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Itna na rona ki bada...

Itna na rona ki badal lago,
itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago.
dua he meri hamesa haste raho,
lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He.
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He.
Muhabat to sab karte h par.
Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Lovers sitting in a ...

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don't worry darling "I am already married"

If you want to be ...

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know!

Duniya de dite zakhm...

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi.

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Judge: Why r u arrested? Sard...

JOKES (JUST FOR SMILE)

Judge: Why r u arrested? Sardar: 4 shopping early? Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping? Sardar: before opening d shop

You May Also Like

Itna na rona ki bada...

Itna na rona ki badal lago, itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago. dua he meri hamesa haste raho, lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

Pani me gira rumal t...

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He. Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He. Muhabat to sab karte h par. Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra...

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai, na jaane kis umeed pe mera l*nd thehra hai, Teri g@*and ki kasam aye raand, teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Lovers sitting in a ...

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don't worry darling "I am already married"

If you want to be ...

If you want to be remembered after you die, borrow money from everyone you know!

Duniya de dite zakhm...

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta, Hass hass ke mein seh lungi, Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna, Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi.

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Judge: Why r u arrested?
Sardar: 4 shopping early?
Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping?
Sardar: before opening d shop

Itna na rona ki badal lago,
itna na tdpo ki ghayal lago.
dua he meri hamesa haste raho,
lekin itna na hasna ki pagal lago.

Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He.
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He.
Muhabat to sab karte h par.
Mai karu to sala character dhila h..

Tere B(.)(.)L pe bra ka pehra hai,
na jaane kis umeed pe mera lnd thehra hai, Teri g@and ki kasam aye raand,
teri ch*t ka hole surang se bhi gehra hai

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don't worry darling "I am already married"

Duniya de dite zakhma nu ta,
Hass hass ke mein seh lungi,
Je tu mukh mod liya sajjna,
Das tere bin bal kidan jinda reh lungi.