By Rajan (Jan 27, 2014)
Judge: Why r u arrested? Sardar: 4 shopping early? Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u were shopping? Sardar: before opening d shop
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aa
What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they… I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
1 Aurat Ne Bunty Se Puchha: LIPTON Ki Chah H? Bunty: Mujhe To Nahi He, Par Tujhe He To Lipat Ja..!
Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi ne uske niche likh diya: "VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE". Govt. Office Zindabaad"
Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo, Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se, . . . . . Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se, . . . . . 5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se..
Internet pr ladki patai, internet pe ho gai sagai, internat pe divorce ho gaya, is tarah computer ka cource ho gaya.
