By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala.
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why? Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya hai.
Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister? Santa: Sure, just hit redial!
Santa ko sapne m ek ladki ne chappal mari, 2 din tak Santa apne bank nhi gaya, Qnki bank me likha tha. "hum aapke sapne ko hakikat m badalte hai"
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
