By B K Tripathi (Jun 1, 2016)
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala.
Santa: A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Banta: So sad. Which part did he get? Santa: He got the outside!
Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office...."
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo "Muh Me Pani Aana". Santa: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya, Mere Muh Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha Tha Peeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa Gaya To Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji- 'I AM ON RIGHT SIDE'
Shaadi ki party me DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana h. Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge.
Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
