Santa Sharab Pikar
Sadhu Se Takra Gya
Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh
Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu
Santa- Rukiye Maharaj
Mai Glas Leke Ata hu.
Teacher: Oxygen is must for Breathing.
It was discovered in 1773.
Santa: Thank God I was born after that.
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata.
Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat
Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha,
Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai
To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya H!
santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!
Same as above.
How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways ?He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says,
"Le Karle Number Note".