By B K Tripathi (Apr 25, 2016)
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
Hua dard itna k seh na ski wo Takleef hui itni boli baher nikalo Khuda k wastey hath me aur churian mat dalo.
Larki injection Lagwatay huey: zara aahista dard ho raha hai DISPENSER: jub Rape hua to dard nahi hua? Larki: us time . . . hosh may nahi JOSH may thi..!
Boy & girl in Bus: Boy: Miss ap k apple muj se touch ho rhe h Girl: apple mre h, apko kia taqlif h Boy: apple to apky h lekin juice mra nikal rha h!
Arz kiya h Jise aane me lagte hai 14 saal jise aane me lagte ha 14 saal Use kahte h- Loda Ke BAAL.
TchR- PAppu,whAt is uR_cAst? Ppu- PehLe To Hm VrmA_The Fir ShArmA_Ho Gye UsKe bAAd_SunAAr Fir LuhAr_Ho Gye AbHi h_DrZi AaGe MummY Ki_MrzI
Freind: Aaj M ne teri bv Ko Nahaty Hue Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kaminey M Tera Khoon Pe Jaunga. 1st: Abey M Nehar M Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-)
