By B K Tripathi (Apr 25, 2016)
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"! BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine?? Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?
KHWAAB Or BARISH Dono Ek Jese H, Jo Hamesha YADGAR Hote H, Farq Sirf Itna H BARISH Jism BhigOti H Or . . Khwaab sirf UNDRWAR Bhigo DetaH
is it hurting?..ooh yeah ouch its hurtin .. ok i wil put it in slowly .. stil hurtin..ahh yeh den lets try d other shoe Madam.
God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone... as HOT... as SEXY... as F**kable... as YOU!
Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai, Pujari soch me pad gaya, Dr.- kya hua sir? Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.
Doc.kya sex krte hue tum apne pati ka face dekti ho? Lady:1bar dekha tha wo bahut gusse me the. Doc:Q? Lady:Qki wo muje khidkise dekh rahe the.
