Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
GIRLfriend- "I m Pregnant"!
BOYfriend- R u sure that it is mine??
Girl starts crying & said "sab log aisa kahenge to main kahan jaungi ?
KHWAAB Or BARISH Dono Ek Jese H,
Jo Hamesha YADGAR Hote H,
Farq Sirf Itna H BARISH Jism BhigOti H
Khwaab sirf UNDRWAR Bhigo DetaH
is it hurting?..ooh yeah
ouch its hurtin ..
ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh
den lets try d other shoe Madam.
God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone... as HOT... as SEXY... as F**kable... as YOU!
Dr.- Pujari ji aapki Biwi MAA bannewali hai,
Pujari soch me pad gaya,
Dr.- kya hua sir?
Pujari- soch raha hun ye GUPT DAAN kaun kar gaya.