By B K Tripathi (Apr 25, 2016)
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui.. Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua khana kharab ho gaya.. Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
Hone Wali Bahu Ko Dekhne Aaye Sasur=Beti,Ch@i Aati He? Ladki=Madrch #dMujhe Abhi Doodh Nai Aata Aur Tuje Ch@i Ki Padi Hai
Boy: chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl: tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl: to phir rehne do...
Dad: Beti ki shadi ab jaldi kr deni chaiye, Mom: Ha kitchen se roz baigan,gaajar,muli,ghaib ho rhi h Grand Father: pan nu lun 2 din ton meri soti v ghaib ay
Tina=Usne Mere Sare Kapde Utar Diye Mina=FirT-Fir Usne Mere Hath Me Rakh Diya Mina=FirT-Fir Rehne De Varna SmS Padhne Wala Muth Mar Lega.
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked? Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 4 30 minutes and don't f**k u, u will feel the same?
Chutiye Hai Wo Log Jo Loda Ko Badnaam Karte Hai., CH #ttoh Wo Dharmshaala Hai, Jisme Laakho Lode Aaram Karte Hai.
