Nani (to kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, aur ye leke aa gayi.
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bahut drti h.
Dost : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal m ghar gya to wo bath tub
m b security guard k sath bethi thi..!!
Aap Ki Judai Me Hum
Tadap Tadap Ke Roye
Jab Mile Aap
To Aapki Ch #tMe Hum Loda
Daal-Daal Ke Soye
Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek larki se pucha What is "Nitrate" ?
Ladki sharma kr boli:- Sir,
Night rate 1500/- or Hotel charges alag se
Light Ki Gairmaujudgi Me
Galib Farmate H
Hum To Yu Hi L0da Khda
Kr K Soye Hue Tha
Koi Bhen Ka L0wda
Mombatti Smajh Kar
Maachis Lga Gaya
A Negro attended a Night party without any cloths. Sardarji thought he was in Black Suit nd He told him: Ur dress is nice 1 bt d TIE is in d wrong place