Nani (to kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, aur ye leke aa gayi.
After Electi0n PM Of India ManMohan Singh Saidâ Yeh To Sonia G K Hath Ka Kamal Hai,Werna Is Umar Mein Mera Khada Hona Mushkil Tha ;-
Girl-Sir, What Do U Prefer?
Breasts,Leg,Hip or thigh?
Santa ne Use zor se gale lga liya
Girl Slapped-M tere sath date par nhi hu, Yeh KFC Ka Counter h
Kya Apko Kabhi Kisi Ki Buri Najar Lagi Hai.?
Kabhi Lagegi Bhi Nahi Q Ki Apki Tango Ke Beech 2 Nimbu Or 1 Sukhi Mirch Tangi He Dekhle
Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady:
Madam U r holding my balls!
I know, its just to remind U that we r not going to hurt each other
Ek angrez hindi sikhne Delhi aaya aur picchle 15 din yahin raha finally 2 sentences seekha:
1. Shukar hai, light aa gyi
2. ISKI Maa ki, fir chali gayi.