By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)
How do u know when kids start to grow up?Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
"Dove" se nahakar kya karna hai. 2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai. 1 saal khushi se jilo yaro Agle janam me phir "johnson baby" se shuru karna h.
A home is where you can scratch your bum exactly where it's itching?
Active-Passive.. Wife: sone ki chain kab doge? Husband: chain se sone kab dogi?
Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.
Namaskar! Ye MALE/FEMALE janch sewa hai.Agar aap PURUSH hai to 5 SMS kare.Enme se koi nahi hai to SMS na karen,Hum samajh jayege?
Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho, Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki.. DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai.. Agar Khelna H To.. . . KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti H.
