How do u know when kids start ...

Tuhar sms jab awat h
Hamar rom rom khil jawat h
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai
Esma tumar sms ka kaunu kasur nahi h
Sasura hamar virator on rahat h.

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend,
"tenu kaala chasma jachda h,
jachda h gore mukhde te"

Girl : kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta : haan
Girl : lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta : oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

Once up on a time rajanikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth.








. .today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT !!!

jaan___kya haal hi
Jaan___kha ho
Jaan___kb miloge
Jaan___missing u
jaan___zyada khush mat ho.
hr space ki jagah 'war' laga kr padho.

Q. Aap me aur Pepsi me kya Similarity hai?

Ans: Both r cool, sweet, Sub pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is

Dimaag wali jagah DHAKAN hai..