How do u know when kids start ...

Ek gaon me thi pan ki dukhan,
Paro ne di devdas ko muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko pan,
Paro ne kaha Shukriya bhaijaan.

Jindagi behaal h.
Sur hai naa taal h.
Msgbox bhi kangal h.
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal h.
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal h.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
.
.
Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

Rich Man: Aaj mere pas 14 Cars,18 Bikes,4 Bunglow,3 FarmHouse hi.Tumare paas kya hi?

Poor Man: Mere paas Beta hi. Jiski GIRLFRIEND Teri Beti hi.