By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte.
Agar Tum Use Na Paa Sako . . Jisse Tum Pyaar Karte Ho, To.. . . Sharam Karo . Lao Number Mujhe Do . . Me Try Karta Hoo..
Boy-jan tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe? Girl-idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agr sacha pyar karty ho tu apni property k paper pe likh do.
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re? CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!! ha ha ha
Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.
Mandir Me Juta Utarte waqt. Aur Misscall Marte Waqt . Ek Darr Rahta Hai Ki. Koi Utha Na Le .
Santa dialled a phone no. A computerizd female voice said. 'apke paas paryapt balance nai hai..' Santa- Bas janeman..tumse baat ho jati hai itna hi kaafi hai:-)
