By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte.
Boy: Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho? Girl: Qki, God Ne Hmko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H Boy: Bol To Aise Rhi H Jaise ki Hme To Mistri ko Diya Tha Theke Pe.
What does ILU means? I= I L= Love U=Urdu so I love urdu… tum kya samjhey they… I love ullu.. to haan mein tum say bhi pyar karta hoon
Son : papa bache jyada intelligent hote hai ya baap ? father: baap son: papa phone kisne banaya? father: Graham bell ne. son: uske baap ne kyo nhi banaya.
Tuhar sms jab awat h Hamar rom rom khil jawat h Badan ma gudgudi howat hai Esma tumar sms ka kaunu kasur nahi h Sasura hamar virator on rahat h.
Kehte Hain Jo Hasa Uska Ghar Basa Par Jiska Ghar Basa Us Se Poocho Ki Wo Fir Kab Hasa..?
Husband: raja dasaharath ki 3 raniya thi wife: to hosband: mein 2 shadi aur kar sakta hu wife: soch lo draupadi ke 5 pati thaiy
