Height of addiction:
In a School Form, when a student asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "WhatsApp"!
5 Saal Ke Bachche Ne Pyar Ki Vyakhya Likhi
Pyaar Huggies Me Huyi Su-Su Ki Tarah Hota H,
Jo Dusro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par Khud Ko Feel Hota H
PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH!
Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB...
GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo:
OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H
PaThar Maar SaaLe ko..
The best place to breakup with your girlfriend. There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates and you can always hide behind a fat kid!
Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf h