1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chad...

Pooja Bhatt: Inni Sajj-Dhajj Ke Kyun Bethi
Ho..?
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Alia Bhatt: Koi Aa raha H.
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Pooja Bhatt: Kaun ?
Alia Bhatt: Acche Din !

Dulhan: aa,aaa..Dard ho raha hai..Aram se
Dulha: kuch nai hoga,bs tm 10 tk gino main nikal lo ga.
Dulhan:1,2 aa,3,4,5 uff 6,7 hmm 8 hhmmm 8,wow,8,8..7,6,5,5.

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar m
Or laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai

Pahle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte The,
Chhoti Sahi Mulakat to Karte The,
Maine Yuhi Unhe Apna Samajh Liya,
Par Wo Hum Par Nahi Humare sMs Par Marte The.

Thikana kabra hai to
Ibaadat kar musafir
Kehte hain khaali haath
Kisi ke ghar jaaya nahi karte.

Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye...
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net pack sasta karo.
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Aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.