By Girdhari Lal Multani (Apr 21, 2016)
1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya. Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai. Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver!
Beauty is to see & touch. Flowers are to smell & pluck. Nipples r to play & suck. Women r to love & f*ck. All these r free but depends on ur, LULLI & LUCK.
Boy Girl Se: Ro Kyun Rhi Ho? Girl: Mere Marks Bohat Km Aye Hn? Boy: Kitne? Girl: Sirf 90% Boy: Bibi Khuda Da Khof Kr, Enny Wich 3 Mundy Pas Ho Jandy Ny.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it.
A girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why a re you late ? Girl: One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What ? Girl: That boy was walking very slow.
