By B K Tripathi (Apr 20, 2016)
Jinke paas hai... woh haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai... woh ungli dalke k kam chalate hai BOLO KYA? Dirty Mind It is TOOTH BRUSH.
Mohabbat To Kisi Ek Se Karungi, Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karungi, Lekin Jab Tak Namilega Wo 8 Inch Ka, "TRY" To Har Ek Ka Karungi.
Tum itne sweet q ho? Tum itne innocent q ho? Tum itne intelligent q ho? Tum itne lucky q ho? Simple Ab tum mere friend ho to kuchh to mera asar hoga na!
BOY: poora under gaya? GIRL: ouch haaan BOY: tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na? GIRL: haan thora thora. Boy: oye maqsod bibi ji ko 8 no. wala jota dikha.
Teacher: There is 2 type of sex, male nd female. student: Teacher I knw few more. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex
Nani (to kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja! Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse? Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi, aur ye leke aa gayi.
Unchi gaaand ziraf ki dekh kabira roe Unchi gaaand ziraf ki dekh kabira roe Aisi gaaand kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koi?
