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Jinke paas hai... woh haath m...

By B K Tripathi (Apr 20, 2016)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Jinke paas hai...
woh haath me leke hilate hai,
jinke paas nahi hai...
woh ungli dalke k kam chalate hai

BOLO KYA?

Dirty Mind It is TOOTH BRUSH.

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