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Aurat: Mujhe chabi wala teeka ...

By Sam (Nov 4, 2013)

JOKES (Adult SMS)

Aurat: Mujhe chabi wala teeka laga do

Doctor: Ap k kitnE bachaE h

Aurat: MASHALLAH mere 10 bachE h

Doctor: Phir to Taala he lagwa lo

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