Aurat: Mujhe chabi wala teeka ...

Wife=Pehle Daily Krte The,Fir Weekly,Ab Monthly Krte Ho
Husband=Pehle Teri Aisi () Thi Fir Aisi ( ) Hui
Ab Aisi ( ! ) Ho Gai
Ab Kya Sir Dalu

Father: Tm meri beti se kab se pyar krte ho?
Boy: 4 mahine se,
Fathar: Me kaise yaqen kr loon?
Boy: 5 mahine baad khud hi yaqen aa jaega.

Girl: Ye ladkay apna mobile pant me kyon rakhtay hai?

Boy: Kyon ke pant me signal full aata hai.

Girl: Wo kaise?

Boy: Kyon ke tower qareeb hota hai.

Hamare USTAD BABA farmate h,
BETA! Jaisay Phooli Hui Roti Kabhi Kacchi Nahin Hoti, Waise Hi Brazier pehni Hui Larki Kabhi Bacchi nahi hoti Geo Ustad..

Chand Se Roshni Ziyada Or Sitaron Se Kam Nikle.
Wah! Wah!
Chand Se Roshni Ziyada Or Sitaron Se Km Nikle.
Jab Bhi Me Tuje Dkhon Meri Hansi Ek Dam Nikle.

Jo Apni GF Ko Chand Samjhte H,
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Wo Kripya Dhyan De Ki..

Chand Pe AapSe Phle 17 Log Chadh Chuke Hai,

1 To Kutta Bhi Tha...!!