By Khuman (Feb 15, 2014)
GaLIB ne aPnI BIwI ko CHHoDte Hue aRz kIya BeGuM JaB HuM Gusate Ha to tuM PaaD DetI Ho ye kya tuM HMaRe LnnnD ko DaaD DetIHo
HamNe Unse Puchha Ki Bina Guuthli Wala Aam Kahan Milega Sanam Ki Maasumiyat Aur Khubi To Dekho, Kamre Mei Le Ja Kar Apni Br@ Hi Utaar Di.
phir us ne kameez utari phir us ne dupata bi utar dia phir phir phir kia????? kaparon wali taar khali ho gai!!!!!
Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot.
Naukrani=Memsaab Me Pregnant Hu MEMSAAB=Apna Khayal Rakhna Naukrani=Aap B Apna Khyal Rakhna Sahab Ka Nasbandi Ka Operation Fail Ho Gya Hai
Girl-Sir, What Do U Prefer? Breasts,Leg,Hip or thigh? Santa ne Use zor se gale lga liya Girl Slapped-M tere sath date par nhi hu, Yeh KFC Ka Counter h
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me? Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
