Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the
Teacher: "I killed a person"
convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is "You will go to jail"
Son: Isn't it time we stopped with the lame dad jokes? I'm 33 years old.
Dad: Hi 33 years old. I'm dad!
Teacher- "PYAR" or "ISHQ" mein kya frk h?
Student Ã¢â¬â Sir "Pyar" wo h jo aap apni beti se karte h. or "ISHQ" wo h jo hum aapki beti se krtey h...
Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!
Jetha: 1 Toothbrush Dena.
Meri Brush Ka 1 Baal Tut Gaya.
Dukandar: 1 Baal Tut Gaya To Naya Kyo Le Rahe Ho??
Jetha: Jo Tuta Wo Akhri Tha.