Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi.
Having "WIFE" Is A
Part Of Living...
Along With The "WIFE" Is
Art Of Living
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!
GF: I Cheated
BF: So Wat?
Do U Thnk I love U?
I Ws Cheating On U 4D Past 2yrs
U're Jst For Fun
GF Cried n Sad Kamine
I Ws Talking Abt My Exams.
In the exam hall.
Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my master told me that, formulas must be on finger tips.
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta h,
har chehre par shabab achha lagta h,
aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahe,
hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta h.